Nerd for God

whoo hoo!

2004-11-22T09:51:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, I got engaged!

It was awesome. You'll have to check my alter-ego for more details, because he is more detail-oriented than I am.

But, here are some cool pictures!!!

Whoa, check out the food! It was tasty, you know. I have such cool roommates. Man.... I wish I could make cake taste that good. Anyway, here's a good picture of us:

Pretty cool, huh? I like Katie.

This is Luke. As usual, he was the life of the party. Well, actually Gomoku was the life of the party. But hey.

I am Jack's disturbed state of mental affairs.

And finally one more of me and my awesome fiancée.

So cool!

Oh Boy Oh Boy!

2004-11-03T10:04:00.000-08:00

Tho my fits of melancholy occasionally do paint an image of distempered disquiet in some of my posts, I admit that today I can hardly contain my truly effervescent bubbling joy.

For what, you inquire nobly, do I joyfully rejoice so heartily for? Indeed, it is none other than the president's re-election! I was, truthfully, confident this whole time that America wouldn't go so far as to apostate itself this election cycle. And, my confidence in my fellow man was born out! Truly the quantum physicists voted in force this time for us to pull off such a mighty accomplishment of electoral triumphs!

I admit I peed my pants last night.

I'm famous!

2004-10-21T21:19:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! If you google for my name, my blog is the first thing that shows up! Pretty cool, huh?

You can learn a lot about yourself through Google. For instance, I found out that:

Canada’s best kept secret, Dustin Guenther, has the perfect blend of smoothness, street skills, tech and burliness that makes him a great.

I had no idea I was Canada's best-kept secret!

Oh my gosh!

2004-10-11T18:35:00.000-07:00

Ok, guys, this is really crazy. I just realized something that is really shocking to me and will probably be to you as well. It turns out that the site that I thought was some random impersonator guy is actually ME. I've found that I have some form of split personality disorder, and that site is actually my altered state of consciousness writing.

I know this is big news, and I'm not really sure how to handle it. How do I even begin to deal with this other.... myself??? I don't think he's figured it out yet. What do I do??? Sometimes I go around doing things, and it's not even me! This is just too much!

Sour kraut

2004-10-09T13:00:00.000-07:00

Boy, when I get upset I'm sure a sour kraut. Grr...

Let's not talk right now about my upset temper, or I am going to tear some person's head all the way off of their shoulders. You know who you are, if you are reading this!

Victory is MINE!

2004-10-07T15:32:00.000-07:00

It appears that the IMPOSTER has ceased to blog. I have stuck it out with him for a month, and he realized that I cannot be broken. I will not be defeated.

"Who is the real Dustin Guenther?" you ask? I can tell you with much certainty: It is me!

Aww...SO CUTE!

2004-10-07T11:36:00.000-07:00

I don't want you to get me wrong, I think kittens are unbearably cute, but I beat the living crap out of a couple kittens the other day. I can't say why I did it; something just came over me.

Who's the Best?

2004-10-04T23:49:00.000-07:00

It's official, I figured it out using my quantum physics: Jon is the Best. Sorry to disappoint the rest of you, especially Lem.

OH my GOSH!

2004-10-04T22:55:00.000-07:00

Hey, guys! I think we all need to read this, and act on it to regain our sovereignty from the British Isles. Long we have considered them naught but our respected partner. It turns out they still own us! It all has to do with the 13th Ammendment. Check out this site: your liberty depends on it!

http://www.halexandria.org/dward258.htm

My group

2004-10-02T23:14:00.000-07:00

So I see Lem and Phil are scheeming to put up a web page for Zacchaeus, the group I am living with. It looks promising; keep up the good work guys!

There is still a lot to do. For instance, how should it be divided? Right now they are thinking there should be a section for bios, a section for our blogs, a discussion section, and maybe links or something? What do you think?

Link

2004-10-02T14:39:00.000-07:00

I need a new link to the imposter, because I'm getting annoiyed with having to scroll way down to reach the link and I'm too lazy to get into the code editing for the sidebar.

Speaking of...

2004-09-30T00:38:00.000-07:00

I watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind today (thanks to Lem and his great taste in dvds), and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Such great imagery. I loved the lighting and colors used in the film.

Speaking of colors, I like them. They're prettier than black and white. Imagine a world scene in black and white. Nothing would feel as alive and crazy as it does now.

Speaking of crazy, I met this guy on the street who was crazy. He was dancing randomly, but there was no music playing, and he didn't have headphones on. Maybe the music was in his head.

Speaking of music, I like REM. I hear they have some performance soon here in So Cal. I heard this on the radio on 98.7.

Speaking of 98.7, it almost hit that temp. when we were at Joshua Tree. Not quite, though, so it wasn't that bad. Maybe because it's close to Fall, it was getting cooler.

Speaking of Fall, a dog fell from the second story window from an apartment I was driving by today. That was weird. I think it was chasing a bird that was perched on the window sill.

Speaking of window sills, a window sill is usually made of wood. It should be made of metal, then it would get really hot under the summer sun and we can cook things on it like eggs.

Speaking of eggs, I like mine scrambled.

Speaking of scrambled, books I have on my desk have dust on them.

Speaking of them, I think we should all have cookies for dinner and a steak for a midnight snack.

Speaking of midnight, it was like midnight 38 minutes ago. So is it Wednesday night or Thursday morning?

Now THAT is the question...

The end of the world.

2004-09-29T22:18:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, check out this site: http://www.ilovebees.com

It is pretty weird.

Good Morning World!

2004-09-29T08:11:00.000-07:00

What a nice morning for a stroll.

Sigh

2004-09-27T18:05:00.000-07:00

This life that we live in is a difficult one to understand. I hope to one day, but as of yet I do not.

Joshua Tree!

2004-09-24T18:03:00.000-07:00

Me and my roommates are gonna camp at Joshua Tree. It'll be a good time to bond with one another and, most especially, with God. I just hope we can get over our differences as people and camp in harmony.

Speaking of Joshua Tree, U2 rules!

Woe is me!

2004-09-24T16:41:00.000-07:00

While I watched Lem play Doom 3, the whole game crashes! Later he tells me it does it after a certain amount of playing time. I think that my graphics card is having problems handling high rendered games. Sigh, oh the troubles of life!

To make matters worse, I come home after a hard day's work only to find my roommates incredibly annoying. But I think I find them only annoying because they're so much cooler than me. I think I'm the loserest loser in the whole house, and that annoys me. What am I to do? I'm so sad.

Katie, rescue me!

The hair's coming off soon, whether I know it or not...I don't know how that would work, but I have a feeling.

Hair

2004-09-23T22:27:00.000-07:00

Can people make mistakes in presenting themselves? Yes, and for many years, I've had long hair. For several reasens I have decided to cut it.

Biblical Reasuns: The Bible says to have short hair. In the Biblical narratives, all the heroes have short hair except Samson. And he died. So I think I need to cut my hair.

Practical Reasuns: I spend 1.5 hours on my hair every day. I could use this time to quantum physicate. I have decided to minimize my aesthetic preparatory waste.

Masculine Reasins: I look like a woman because I have long hair. Girls also have long hair. That's why I always get mistaken for one. My girlfriend has begun to get worried. People might talk, after all.

Manetary Resens: I can sell my hair after I cut it. I can use said money to fix my car. Also, I can use the money for my honey. Oh yeah! I plan on getting a thousand dollars for my amazingly beautiful feminine hair and then investing it in Google for a hefty return.

Good-bye old friend, my hairs (I have several).

Luke Shackelford.

2004-09-23T21:24:00.000-07:00

A dear friend of mine and my accountability group is Luke Shackelford. He spent a year with us during our Freshman year at Biola, and he decided to join the Doulos for two years since. He's coming back Oct. 25, and we are all awaiting his return.

On another note, I read Lem's blog recently. It's a very insightful yet playful journal of his days. Go have a look. Comment as well, for it deserves your input. Unless, of course, you're going to be a poo poo head about it and comment stupid stuff. I know you're better than that.

Imposter(s?)!

2004-09-23T07:29:00.000-07:00

I am incensed by the developments of last night. First, I enter the Blogosphere with a triumphant shout and soul-bearing poetry. Following this, some fellow, some... FELLOW (I use the word restrainedly) has IMITATED me on another blogspot blog. I seethe as I write this. I indignate as I write this!

I hope you heal your broken soul, Oh Other Wallaby!

Breaking through old molds!

2004-09-23T01:36:00.000-07:00

This post will break the record of five posts in one day! What up, Phil!

I just wanted to post this in order to be the best blogger out there, but to make this post more worthwhile, I put a link up in this title for all your web browsing desires!

FRUSTURATING LIFE!

2004-09-23T01:32:00.000-07:00

Having this blog is a great release for my inner tensions. I can really feel a weight lifting.

As you know, my life is pretty busy. I have work, school, friends, and a girlfriend. On top of all that business, this semester my car keeps breaking down. I would get it fixed, and then it would break down again. I just got it back again yesterday, and I'm hoping that it works for a long time now.

It's fun to vent!

So much fun!

2004-09-23T01:21:00.000-07:00

Some people think there should be a limit as to how much you post in a single day. The record is a little too much for me to try to beat tonight, but I thought I'd get close. It's too bad midnight just happened, so these arent technicly in the same day.

Anyway gentlemen, I hope youve had as much fun with your blog as I have. Being the center of atention is kind of refreshing. I hope I steal all sorts of hits from you're sites. Ha! Take that, Lem, Phil, and Jon.

Premier Poem!

2004-09-23T01:15:00.000-07:00

I wrote this a long time ago, but I'm going to post this right now.

Quantum Katie

There're two things I love
Random, Unknown
I know you.
Mysterious location
Can I see the electron?
No!

Mysterious Beauty
Can I see your soul?
No!

Can I see the atoms?
Yes!

Can I see your eyes?
Yes!

When the wind blows
Down windy lanes of
Blowing branches of
Trees.

Fluttering leaves
Echo flutteringe
lectrons in their clouds.

There's an empty spot
In my electron cloud
Our valence electrons,
They correspond;
Our souls will be
one.
-Harken to the Bard!

Now for my Second Post

2004-09-23T00:52:00.000-07:00

My roommates think I'm kinda stoopid for starting this whole blog thing so late, but I say poo on them. It's evident that I'm in the rite on this one!

People might wonder what I'm going to write on this blog. Well, I'll tell you. I'm going to write some of my less personel reflections and other sundry and wondrous life-happenings. Probably post some of my poetry, too. Most people don't know that I write it, but I believe that it's importantto have a whole soul. So I'm going to publish my poetry. Look for some of it soon.

As my first post...

2004-09-22T23:57:00.001-07:00

I would like to say that I love Katelynn Anne Fisher! I love her! She is my soul mate. The very being that makes me complete. The other half of myself. She is, in all its fullness and sincerity, the most wonderful gift God has presented to me thus far...and will be in the future years of my earthly existence.